He's at it again

Mom (After changing poop number 3 and we are not even half way through the day): When are you going to be a big boy?

Spencer: Um, on Thursday mom.

Mom: Oh, okay. So, what is it that you are going to do?

Spencer: I will go poop and pee in the toilet.

Mom: Well, then I am going to remind you when it is Thursday.


A couple of weeks ago my friend had her baby asleep in the porta a crib in my room. I went in to get him up because she was leaving.
Spencer follows me in there and says: Mom, do you remember when I was in your tummy?

Mom: Yes I do.

Spencer: Can I go back in your tummy?

Mom: Nope, your to big now to be in my tummy.

Seriously, where do they get this stuff from?